- True story: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F...
- Tweeting bible verses doesn't count as having a quiet time. Matthew 6:5
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
- If you say "beer can" with a British accent, you're also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
- Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.
- No sense being pessimistic; it wouldn't work anyway.
seriously, friends. if you are on twitter, go follow @Had2SayIt. you won't be inundated with nonsense. just enough funnies to keep you laughing along with me.
do you have any favorite puns or quips from recently?